Lumpy Space Princess - Adventure Time
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Exes telling u sob stories abt how they feel lonely and how u owe them bc u left them

Exes telling u sob stories abt how they feel lonely and how u owe them bc u left them

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2 months ago

spicyshimmy:

nocrisisforisis:

Ok but now imagine what BONES would reblog

leonard mccoy is that person on tumblr who HATES memes because they’re EVERYWHERE and they’re not even FUNNY is the whole world going to HELL ‘cause if so then MEMES are the sign of the APOCALYPSE and literally every time he angrily reblogs a meme jim sends him an ask wondering if he’s feeling so attacked right now

(Source: trekupmysleeve, via reallybadacid)

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2 months ago

goddess-river:

"feminists are such bullies"

translation: women wanting to be treated with respect is a huge blow to men’s feelings

(Source: moon-sylph, via ikari-safari)

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2 months ago
orangeisthenewblack-confessions:

Full Confession:
“I’m a queer person who was raised in the Catholic Church, and I just want to say that Sophia and Sister Ingalls’ friendship makes me really happy.”

orangeisthenewblack-confessions:

Full Confession:

“I’m a queer person who was raised in the Catholic Church, and I just want to say that Sophia and Sister Ingalls’ friendship makes me really happy.”

(via rosessewingslave)

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2 months ago

—It’s a primitive culture. I’m just trying to blend in.
—You’re blended, alright.

(Source: fuckyeahtng)

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2 months ago

apocalypseburrito:

The best argument against democracy is talking to a citizen

(Source: skeletango)

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2 months ago

williamshatnerds:

fuck america im celebrating the future founding of the united federation of planets in 147 years

(Source: datadearest, via milky-gay-galaxy)

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2 months ago

behindbobsburgers:

Here’s a supercut of every time Bob says “Oh my god.”

(via Huffington Post)

(via kanyewesticle)

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2 months ago
ask-a-pyrope:

supermattural:

ask-a-pyrope:

4ND TH3 ROCK3TS R3DGL4R3

how long have you been waiting to make this joke

Too long my friend. Too long.

ask-a-pyrope:

supermattural:

ask-a-pyrope:

4ND TH3 ROCK3TS R3DGL4R3

how long have you been waiting to make this joke

Too long my friend. Too long.

(via internet-explore)

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2 months ago
seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

(Source: villiago, via ikari-safari)

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2 months ago
2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

(via snazziest)

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